March 2012
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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I wish I had a friend like Samantha Jones. omg.
Feb 29th
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When you text the person you’re not suppose to text a lot. ugh making them not textable makes it more enticing.
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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my crush left his keys in my car last week. he’s not pressuring me for them back.. lol. what to do~
Feb 28th
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via avid)
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“It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned...”
– John Green, Paper Towns (via modernmethadone)
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Feb 27th
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I feel so appreciated. /sarcasm Whatever. It’s not like I really deserve anything from my so called friends.
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sherlockisms: woobats: i just want to watch gary oldman wreck a bunch of shit #not young crazy eyes gary oldman #old now gary oldman #refined classy gary oldman #going berserk #some men just want to watch the world being burned by gary oldman #jesus christ how many times did i just type gary oldman #GARY OLDMAN GARY OLDMAN GARY OLDMAN #i wish that worked like beetlejuice #if i could do that...
Feb 27th
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Viola Davis won't be nominated 17 times.
karamazov-alexei: That’s a fact.  this is dumb shit. IT’S AN AWARD. IT’S JUST PUBLICITY. Losing this award doesn’t mean that her performance wasn’t good enough or that she’s any less of an actress. So, she didn’t win. It’s not like she died because of it! Fuck all you butt hurt fans. It’s a little gold statue. It doesn’t mean anything....
Feb 27th
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"Meryl… Mamma Mia. We were in Greece, we danced, I...
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I am only going to stay at home, watch movies, and WORK. My vapid knowledge of the movie/actor nominees for this year’s oscars was shame-able. NO MORE MINDLESS ENTANGLEMENTS.
Feb 27th
The rest of the Academy Awards:
alexander-sexgard: apriki: Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An...
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If there’s someone that unconditionally likes me, I will sometimes try to sabotage them so they’ll dislike me.
Feb 27th
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When your favorite co worker leaves before you get to say goodbye yet you were in the parking lot too. UGH
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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My manager: You know what my boss would make me do when I was younger?
Me: Bend over?
My manager: (he laughs) ..you're perverted.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Feb 26th
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